Lunchtime Lincoln

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie)
08/11/2014 at 16:28 • Filed to: Lincoln, Continental, Suicide Doors

Another car I've pined over since I was a young teen.

RoadHead -- Armand > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 16:30

Those hubcaps would be ridiculous on basically any other car. Here, they are delicious

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 16:35

Kinja'd!!!

Those aren't hubcaps, they're Centerline wheels.

God they are beautiful cars. I think I'd go with different wheels, but magically, somehow, these don't piss me off.

Your boy, BJR > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 16:56

OH SHIT

Hermann > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 17:01

I like the idea of massive chrome wheels, but not so big and certainly not these wheels. Either way... god this car is sexy.

cazzyodo > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 17:02

Is there rubber on those wheels or am I to assume this ran off the tracks and straight into a parking spot?

As Du Volant > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 17:09

"I am appointing you... pledge representative to the social committee."

"Gee, thanks! What do l do?"

"Drive us to the Food King!"

I normally hate rims like these, but for some reason they look so right on this car.

n54 & s38 > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
08/11/2014 at 17:49

Great car. Great post. I want an old Lincoln Continental in all black with lots of chrome and suicide doors. Not much performance but style for days!

Those wheels are horrific. Way to ruin such a nice car.